Vexations
It vexes me, darlings, that whenever I've been in the shower complete with a shower curtain, the curtain blows inward and sticks to my legs. It creates a feeling of eerie "don't touch me there you freak." You know that feeling, don't you?
But then again, none of you have been near Dirty Boy.
Anyways, I digress. So this shower curtain floating up and sticking to my legs. I always wondered, maybe it was the water. Maybe my sheer magnetism. Maybe my bristly leg hairs were grappling for something to cling to. I don't know. But I tell you who does know...This dude actually went out and discovered the phenomena.
Can we say, too much time? Well read it and be astonished about the forces at work in your shower, and I'm not talking about pissing down the drain or how a hot shower makes...me...sleepy.
Wait, it gets better. Nose picking. Adolescents. Go hand in hand, right? Here's WHY. Four times a day? YES someone actually did a study on this TOO. Shit, what's next?
THIS is what's next. Try not to laugh. I might buy you a pair.
And finally, remember, this is considered "A Work of Art."
Smile for me, honey!
Voodoo
Tuesday, October 16, 2001
I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. ~Fred Allen
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