Monday, September 10, 2001

2 Kisses and a Lie

The answer to the 2 Kisses & a Lie Question (Which one is did not happen?) is #2.

The first one, Kiss Me, I'm Having Fun, actually happened, and it was kinda interesting because he was major hyped up and kissed me. We were giggin' for about 45 minutes or so, the Stalker Material and I, and very sweaty at the point of contact. I had to wipe my face off cause I got grossed out about the fact his lips felt like wet chicken livers slapping my face.

Kiss Me, Young Boy! or #3, had four cute little SFSU boys who were quite the fraternity type who were talking about having someone feel you up. Chris said, "Shit, it felt good so I might as well." My response? "Damn, boy, if you're going to give it out for free like that, it better feel good."

No Tongue, Please was the trick one, but the part where I get my freak on happened. So did the guy behind me. But yes, as The Wolf so succinctly put it, I'm too short to listen to mackin' going on in my eaaaaaaaaarholes (as Ludacris put it). They didn't mack, but there was some ass slappin'. I had to get some of that ;-)

Thanks to the people who voted, and thanks to all my Voodoo Babies who IMed me and made fun of me getting kissed by more men in 5 hours than I can shake a stick at...problem is, they'd rather hit Mista J than me, but they'd have a problem catchin' a brotha cause he's too busy chasin' skirts at SFSU. Or is that sweats cause it's so damn cold?

Who loves you, baby,
Voodoo