Must..Strangle...Everyone
For one day, just one day, I want all men to experience menstrual cramps. Yes, okay you can also want us to experience a kick to the nuts, as my boss sed, but at least, as I curtly replied, at least you can see the kick coming.
I am currently experiencing massive cramps of epic proportion. Imagine a tummy ache. Scoot that down below your belly button and induce pain. Sore back. Hunch over. Fetal position. Ahh, that's much better. I feel like screaming, but since I'm at work, I have to be a little nicer and just smile while my uterus is turning into a raging organ of aching pain. Now let it be said, my beautiful Voodoo Babies, this doesn't feel very nice, but for me, this only lasts about three solid hours. Some women have it for the whole day. And yes, some women have it their whole lives (be nice, i'm only joking).
The glories of womanhood. As a child, you grow up hearing about "The Curse" or "Auntie Flo(w) coming to visit." Well, damn her and curse her out too while we're at it, this shit really hurts! It's not all wonderful and flowery feeling to experience this time in your life, but if you didn't feel it, you must be somewhat concerned that you just might be pregnant. In my case, it would definitely have to be the second coming of Jesus Christ, because this uterus hasn't seen any action in the last few months. Unless you want to count the fluttering it felt at the sight of the LA Galaxy, but then again, can you blame it?
Okay, I'm going to double over in pain now. And what's even worse, is that I have a meeting at 5:15 where sunshine is on order ;-)
Best wishes for a happy uterus,
Voodoo
Monday, August 13, 2001
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