Thursday, August 16, 2001

I can't be anally retentive if I don't have an anus.

I am a fan of movies. I like to watch movies over and over again to pick up the little subtle parts. A twitch here and there. You can sometimes see people mouthing their lines. Maybe a missing lightswitch here and there. Shit like that. Then you watch movies over and over again to figure out the good lines. I have to admit that I like the cheesiest of movies because of this one thing. Wacky lines that serve no purpose other than to make people say, "I heard that before. But I don't know where."

Major League. Yes, the entire series. I love those movies. Why? Because you don't get, "How's your wife and my kids?" from nowhere. I mean really, that's classic. I'm watching Dogma right now. Home of most excellent quotes such as, "I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar." Excellent.

How about Jurassic Park? "The complete lack of humility for nature that's being displayed here is staggering" and my personal favorite, "The only one on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer." I smirk with such happiness. "Yes but when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

The Force is strong in this one. Indeed.

All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'. Yah, and?



Do you think Mr. Fantastic can stretch his dinky also? And do you think The Thing is hard all over? I mean really all over.

Kevin Smith, you genius.
Voodoo



posted by Voodoo Child @ 9:39:00 PM