In Your Future, I See Thongs, Lots of Thongs
The new feature in the Voodooland is "The Oracle."
Below the archives, you'll see a link that says, "Tell me the future, Voodoo Child." This is for those hapless souls who want me to tell them their future. I do possess some skills in that area, and boy, lemme tell you, I got some stuff to work with!
So if you're ever in need of some advice, please, by all means, email The Oracle. Larry Ellison will not write you back, I promise you that.
Boo!
Voodoo!

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