Told You I'd Be Back
This is for the Voodoo Boys...you know who you are. Rob Morse, in today's SF Chronicle sez:
A Minneapolis woman named Lori Barghini is marketing silicone "nipple enhancers" called Bodyperks for $19.95. The Washington Post reports that she got the idea from a girlfriend who used to put shampoo bottle lids inside her tank top.
Men are such suckers. We love you guys, we really do, but the truth is, it's cold more than we're turned on by you. Don't be sad, kiddies, that's just how it is. The breeze more than your charm and good looks. We don't get nipple hard ons until we find out about your earning potential. That is, how much can I earn by gettin' with you.
And stop looking at our tits like they were going to speak to you. I've caught many a man scanning the Twins for an acknowledgement that never comes, even friends, and well, you're so busted!!!
Just kidding. Sheesh.
Voodoo
PS: What the hell kinda shampoo caps she talkin' about anyways? Have you seen the size of those thangs lately???
Wednesday, June 06, 2001
I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. ~Fred Allen
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