Friday, May 25, 2001

Hola, me llamo la Voodoo Child


Holyt Sniky folks, Iīm in freakinī Spain. What a freakinī basehead...going online when I should be out enjoying the city. If you donīt already know, Iīm in Barcelona, and itīs so pretty out here. It has a feel of a slightly congested city, but Iīm sure to find the charm somewhere. I havenīt gotten out of my plane clothes yet, since my hotel room is not free yet, those bastards, but Iīm here, so thatīs all that matters. I feel slightly scummy, like that, "hey you smell like youīve been on a plane for 12 hours" funk. Yes thatīs right, 6 hours to NYC where I think everyone who works there has issues and needs to go through therapy, and then another two hours to wait for a flight to Barcelona. I have come to the realization that Iberia Airlines kinda sucks big ones, and I guess the Vegetarian thing doesnīt fly very well over here.

OH yah, I have to tell you that these international keyboards arenīt exactly FRESH as the Apostle would say...But this Internet CAfe is supadupa fly. I might have to come back here again.

Anyways, so a little about the flight itself. Without problems. I always seem to meet neat people whereever I go, and I met Dennis who is planning on returning to school to become a Nurse after being an Admin Coordinator for a law firm. I met Dorothy who was so FreakinīLOST that she had no idea what the hell she was doing. And I wound up helping her a little bit, like finding out where the hell she is, etc. But thatīs enough about them. Movies? Well, try watching 13 Days TWICE. I mean, okay, Kevin Coster is aight and all, but canīt you find something more interesting to watch on a flight? I saw what they were showing in 1st Class, screw them with their portable videowalkmans. They have CHOICE! I remain held captive by the movies, and the sleeping grumpy old man on the plane.

Bad sign: my hotel is filled with old people. Oooh boy. ahahahahah jk

What to do, what to do. I think Iīm going to go shopping, because I left my sunglasses at home, and Iīm going to have to protect mis ojos someway. I donīt really want to spend too much on myself, because I have some people to buy stuff for at home... And I have shitloads of pictures to take. I brought two cameras: one is the faithful point and shoot, and the other is my lovely Ļthis might not come out, but what the hellĻ camera. I happen to love the Latter, but itīs all bueno.

Okay folks, Iīm going to bounce outta here and then do some damage out in the calles de barcelona. I wish you, the Voodoo BAbies of my dreams the best, and donīt forget to check back daily as I will be back and forth, telling you all about my adventures, and my run with the bulls, otherwise known as men.

Love and afropuffs,

La nina voodoo